BUY EARRINGS FROM YOUR LOCAL MEME ADMIN.  WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU GET THEM?  THE EARRING STORE?  SOUNDS DUMB!   

EARRINGS COULD POTENTIALLY CURE YOUR DEPRESSION AND RE-GAIN CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS.  PLEASE BUY THESE WE JUST NEED TO BREAK EVEN WE DONT EVEN NEED TO MAKE PROFIT OR WIN BACK ALL OUR LOST TIME JUST BUY THEM PLEASE!